According to several pieces of junk mail the Grinning Planet offices have received this year, we can get 37 CDs for just a penny! Fine, as long as we don't have to listen to the complimentary copy of "Megadeth Plays Liberace."
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I wish it was Halloween mail that I was talking about, but due to recent events, it's everyday mail that now scares folks. Mail is very important to all of us. We look forward to its arrival each day . . .